Mulkern
a crazy, happy, semi-strange, average, and brunette girl that says “jeezo” a lot. she also uses excessive “!”s and is addicted to
speed.
a:oh jeezo! that girl is totally a mulkern!
b:yeah definitely dude!!!
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