Mulkey
the act of deficating with explosive force. when doing so faecies h-ts toilet water blowing fecal matter on the side walls (sp-ckle), underneath the toilet seat lid (blow-back) and back on the b-ttocks of person sitting (sh-t sickles). this action is signiture by these three results. term commonly use in the fire service around the country.
commonly seen in patients with ibs and crohn’s disease. ” i have to take a mulkey” or “who took a mulkey in there.”
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term commonly use in the fire service in southeast united states, descrbing explosive diaherra. after taking a “mulkey” toilet is usually left in disaray. when closely examined sp-ckle and blow-back will be noted on inside of bowel. example’s of a “mulkey” can be found in a mexican restaurant bathroom.
that toilet got distroyed, who took a mulkey?
i just ate pf chang, i have to take a mulkey.
ihave to clean the toilet, someone took a “mulkey”
a stupid b-tch named maddy with big eyes
dam have you seen that girl named maddy?
yeah dude shes annoying as sh-t.
she is totaly mulkey.
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