Mulletosis
an affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck t-tling the head to either the left or right. caused by constantly straining to reach the upper rack of the fridge to get dad “another cold one” as a child.
cletus the hoosier’s dirty–ss head can be seen leaning to the right while he’s driving around in his sh-tty old truck. the poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (probably because medicaid doesn’t cover it)
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