mulligan wife
the ex-wife or first wife. commonly used to refer to the first wife after being remarried.
may also be used for husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc.
jonny: yeah, i’m divorced.
bobby: sorry to hear that. you know, they call the first wife the mulligan wife.
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