mulstache


when a mullet meets with a mustache continuously to form a particularly unappealing fashion statement. it is also sometimes accompanied by a beard.
girl 1 “dude, did you see jeremy?”
girl 2 “no… why?”
girl 1 “he went and grew a mulstache.”
girl 2 “noooo!!!! that horrible hair invasion of the face?”
girl 1 “that’s what i’m sayin.”

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