(n.) a nightmare scenario on multiple fronts. similar to a cl-sterf-ck, a multimare is the h-llish point at which several unrelated catastrophes occur in the subject’s life simutaneously, combining to fill them with an inescapable sense of impending doom.
today i got rejected from my dream job, left my wallet on the bus and came home to find my partner cheating on me with my brother. multimare.
the perfect girl for any guy. she makes everyone happy and smile. timbrea is my girlfriend.
- bl**dy pie
when a girl is on her period hi mary did u see jill last night she left a bl–dy pie stain on the toilet
- smoke a bowel
smoking a certain amount of weed out of a pipe jon wanna come smoke a bowel with me
- hipster bashing
an activity that involves pointing out the inherent sn-bbery and hypocritical nature -ssociated with the hipster att-tude. while everyone seems to engage in it, it is an especially favorite pastime of hipsters themselves. hipster: hipsters are incredibly annoying creations of modern society. non-hipster: dude, why are you hipster bashing? you are a hipster. hipster: i […]