Multiple bowleosis
a condition that affects individuals who consume multiple bowls of marijuana in a sequential manner. when contracted, this disease has been known to cause symptoms such as: complete loss of motor skills, an inability to get up, a strong inclination to say duuude before each sentence, and the unwillingness to do anything productive for hours on end. these side effects may vary in severity from person to person, and it is important to note that many people who smoke multiple bowls don’t contract the disease.
some individuals may experience some of the aforementioned symptoms along with moderate memory loss, but they are most likely affected by a related condition known as bowlzheimer’s disease. bowlzheimer’s is a chronic-induced neurodegenerative disease characterized by difficulty remembering recent events and a decreased word fluency; see permafried.
john: after a few bowls of that disneyland, i think it’s time we embark.
rob: duuude, i dunno if i can get up from this couch.
ava: come on. we’re on a mission, rob.
john: are you suffering from multiple bowleosis?
rob: i.. just don’t know if i can…
ava: he’s got bowlzheimer’s. we’ll have to leave him behind.
john: be strong without us.
ava: let’s go!
rob: uhh…
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