multislacker
a person who is a muti talent at doing nothing of human interest but only in human suffering.
friend: hey dude you ever get that job scrubbing those waste cans at the abortion clinic?
dude: no man, i couldn’t find any straws.
friend: i may be wrong but you might be the worlds best multislacker!
you know a multi-tasker is one who can drive, smoke, jerk-off, talk on the cell phone and pick his nose all at the same time. well a multi slacker is one who has laundry pending, missing homework, -ssignments past due, messy room and all last week’s mail unopened. this and more ofcourse!
dude, i have a chemistry -ssignment due tomorrow, a math quiz to take in the tsting center because i missed it, i have no clean clothes, can’t find my pay check and i locked my car keys in the car.
word dude, you are just a multi-slacker.
a person who can slack off on multiple things at once. not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.
multi-tasking slacker: i’m watching t.v., playing an mmorpg, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my english -ssignment.
multi-slacker: i have an english -ssignment due tomorrow that i haven’t started, my laundry’s piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because i haven’t mailed the bill for last month.
a person who can slack off on multiple things at once. not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.
multi-tasking slacker: i’m watching t.v., playing an mmorpg, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my english -ssignment.
multi-slacker: i have an english -ssignment due tomorrow that i haven’t started, my laundry’s piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because i haven’t mailed the bill for last month.
one who engages in several slacker activities simultaneously.
i’ve been sipping lattes, facebooking, creating online wishlists and submitting words to definithing.com all morning. i’m such a multislacker.
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