Mulzoff


1) (noun) an uncivilized, and unpredictable creature of incomparable power.

2) a ninja that knits on the side.
1) when confronted with a mulzoff one should never ever make eye contact, or risk defenestration.

2) the mulzoff eviscerated his enemies with a knitting needle.

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