mum come quick


a masturbation game where the player shouts “mum come quick!!” and has to get the job done before their innocent mum comes through the door of their room.
sam: rahh, i almost got caught w-nking yesterday!

ryan: omg how?!
sam: i was playing ‘mum come quick’ !
– proceeds on to more lad bants-

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