Mum-off


to have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. it usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.
kevin: your mum’s a slapper.
joe: your mum is a bigger slapper!
kevin: your mum invented being a slapper!
joe: your mum wrote the slapper’s handbook!
kevin: your mum followed every move in the handbook!
joe: are you challenging me to a mum-off?
kevin: your mum likes a challenge… etc

Read Also:

  • nakey

    the act of being naked i’m nakey, you’re nakey, he/shes nakey -insert screen name here-: i think everyone says nakey. i love it -insert screen name here-: its like part of the english language he who is naked. also defined as someone who is a naked legend go nakey, go nakey!! coming to the point […]

  • mung eater

    – one who literally eats mung, i.e. places the mung in their mouth and proceeds to both chew and swallow the mung. – one who figurately eats mung. this may be someone who sucks at something so bad, that no insult is bad enough to describe their awfulness, thus you refer to them as a […]

  • Nakiah

    crazy, s-xy, cool. sometimes impatient and stubborn. but she is a loyal friend. nakiahs’ in indiana preferably

  • PDI

    acronym – public display of intercourse. usually occurs at school, during a movie, when the teacher has the lights turned off and the students are allowed to lie about on the floor. “dude, i’ve been scarred for life. i saw tony and aimee doing pdi during that u.s. history movie.” panty dropping index. on a […]

  • six degrees of kevin bacon

    theory that by six or less degrees of separation, every actor is connected to kevin bacon, possibly making him the center of the universe. a cult trivia game among movie fans, players choose one actor and create links by naming movies in which they worked with someone, who in turn is related to someone else, […]


Disclaimer: Mum-off definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.