Mummy Dick
the appearence of one’s d-ck when cleaning one’s d-ck with toilet paper or kleenex after s-x.
i was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after s-x and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy d-ck. so i chased my girlfriend around the room with it.
the term used to describe the way your junk looks after gold bonding
i used a lot of gold bond, got me some mummy d-ck
a:) when a person in cinnaminson wraps toilet paper around their weiner
b:) when your wiener dies and your body doesnt; hences preserved by toilet paper
after having my weiner bitten off by a klossstien mcdevin, and returned in toliet paper, sewed back on, and it bacame a mummyd-ck
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