mummy muff


a v-g-n- that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

-can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun
todd: “that barbara bush probably has a vicious mummy m-ff.”
jim: “yeah.”

mic: “omg, guys. teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. what a mummy m-ff!”
maura: “yeah, totally.”
a v-g-n- that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

-can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun
todd: “that barbara bush probably has a vicious mummy m-ff.”
jim: “yeah.”

mic: “omg, guys. teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. what a mummy m-ff!”
maura: “yeah, totally.”

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