Mummywhipped
a phenomenon that occurs when someone is p-ssywhipped by their own mother. they usually call said mother “mummy”
person 1: “hey, did you hear that dave can’t come out because his mum made them stay in and spend time together?”
person 2: “f-ck, i didn’t realise dave was so mummywhipped”
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