mumpkin
a mixture between a “muppet” and a “pumpkin”. used:
1. as a term of endearment
2. a lighthearted insult.
1. ohhh you cheeky lil mumpkin
2. haha keep it shut you, ya mumpkin!
a short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.
jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome
the act of masturbating while p–ping. similar to a blumpkin, but not quite.
guy- dude you were in there for a while, i mean d-mn!
guy2- yeah, i was busy getting a mumpkin!
guy- understandable
a blumpkin performed by a midget.
the kebler elf gives a great mumpkin
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