mumsucker
a boyfriend who tries to get u to sleep with him via sucking up to your mum.
please note:a mumsucker has no s-xual interest in mums but will most likely act liek he does in secret, mothers will be flattered.
janices boyfriend is a total mumsucker, he helped her mum with the washing yesterday, he never does that for janice.
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