munch magic
when you rob something or do something stupid which pays off you should say this, on ‘two pints of lager and a packet of crisps’ there was a character called munch who was gaz’s long lost half brother, he was a proper r-t-rd but was well funny, he would use this phrase a lot when he stole something or something went his way, and i once saw the guy who plays munch in the john lennon airport 🙂
munch: “dyu wanna watch a dvd?”
(pulls out a portable dvd player)
gaz: “jesus!, how did you afford that??!!”
munch: “i stole it, munch magic!”
gaz: “wellll…. what dvd’s have you got?”
munch: “dutch sl-ts and bonk ’till you cronk”
gaz: “wow!!….welcome to the family fella!!!”
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