mundock
the woman lays on her back with her legs up in the air touching her toes. then a ruby is placed in her b-tthole and then the man slides his erect p-n-s into her v-g-n-. after that he spins in a tornado like fashion on top of her until -j-c-l-t–n.snuggling ensues then he slips out of the house before she wakes up in the morning.
friend: hey man i heard jenna let you mundock her last night.
you: yeah man, it felt amazing.
friend: bri won’t even let me put the ruby in…lucky you.
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