Mung Burger


when you take a dead pregnant woman out to the desert let her lay there for three days then scoot a trampoline next to her take three bounces to get the height then pencil dive on to her stomach then whatever comes out you patty up and grill mmm mmm tasty!!!
can you p-ss the cheese and relish my mung burger is kinda dry?

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