Mungle
a slow and relaxing badger style walk to a cafe where you gorge yourself on a builders breakfast
going for a mungle
short for the “man jungle.” this refers to all the hair, normally of substantial length, around the p-n-s.
the d-ck crept from the mungle to prepare for s-x.
a person who lives on an exclusively mung based diet
mike mangles
the sp-ce from your b-lls to you -ss
i went running today and now my mungle is all sore.
‘mungle’ a crust that forms on and around the female genetalia
i shall comb the mungle from my moustache
same as to “mung” someone except to the male species. the process of digging up a dead man from a graveyard, having 1 guy jump on top of his stomach, and 1 guy with his mouth to the dead mans t-st-cl-s until all the dead s-m-n explode from his t-st-cl-s
i mungled your grandpa last night
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