Mungtion


the discharge of the v-g-n- after one bashes a female’s stomach during the abortion procedure. the excretion is then collected for sale on the black market. it is highly valuble and can be refined for use in industry. it is also edible and a regional delicacy in greater manchester.
“she was worth gettin’ pregnant, the mungtion was well tasty after she fell down the stairs!”

“nowadays i get her pregnant at least once a month cus i get so d-mn hungry!”

“i knocked out that reese and suthern from the oven and put ’em straight into the microwave…. 3 minutes later… tasty stuff..l”

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