Muni Malaria


general term for any of a number of cold or flu maladies that you get from riding san francisco’s crowded and poorly ventilated muni trains.
“ugh… i think i’m coming down with muni malaria. i probably got it from the tiny asian lady with no sense of personal-sp-ce who kept coughing on me on my commute yesterday morning. the garlic bagel she had for breakfast wasn’t very appetizing while being sneezed into my face.”

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