munklet
tight v-g-n-
that girl has a munklet it’ll hurt her when i stick it in her
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the act, intentionally or not, of withholding s-xual release and causing s-xual frustration and/or the condition known as “blue b-lls.” “when she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no s-x. it was like my b-lls were put in a smurf cooler.” “girl stated going down on me […]
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