Muntiee


pr-nounced ‘mun-tee’
muntiee is an australian slang which is similar in meaning to the phrase amputee although, rather than being the suject of an amputation, the victim is the subject of a munting.

definition 1: one who has been munted.
definition 2: one who is simultaneously under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
example 1:
judge: you stand accused of 1 count of negligent driving, how do you plea?
defendant: guilt your honour, i was trying to light a durry when i t-bone a car in the round-about.
judge: i take it the p-ssenger is now a muntiee?
defendant: yes your honour, poor c-nt could hardly stand…

example 2:
person 1: holy sh-t, last night i saw a guy washing down mdma with bundy red.
person 2: f-ck! is he okay?
person 1: nah mate, he had a seizure!
person 2: sh-t man, you’ve gotta stop hanging around that muntiee or you’ll wind up in the gutter with you pants round your ankles…

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