Muppet Hands


a person wearing fleece or knit gloves.

what it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
how’d you total your car?

i forgot to take my gloves off after i scr-ped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn’t grip the wheel going around that corner.

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