muppet mower
a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit
“dude that guy just got all the noobs out”
“ya hes a muppet mower”
someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. much more affectionate than a c-rp-t m-nch-r.
dude, leslie is such a muppet mower. did you see her all over that girl last night?
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