muppet-philiac
a person with an obsession for the muppets and muppet merchandise. such a person will usually procure a strong collection of muppets and be especially fond of functional muppets. generally, muppet-philiacs prefer kermit and harbor a secret crush on miss piggy. muppet-philiacs live on their wits and by doing so are semi-successful in obtaining autographs and/or tickets to muppet-centric events without spending money, although they will resort to such measures if need be. muppet-philiacs have a hard time grasping the fict-tious nature of the muppet characters, especially in their childhood, and will often imbue said characters with a life of their own. there is some cross-over with muppet-philiacs and sesame street fans or with any other jim henson shows/films. muppet-philiacs are of two breeds: closet muppet-philiacs and regular muppet-philiacs (the latter often being pedophilles as well). muppet-philiacs usually never shed their fixation, and if he/she does he/she should be considered a very fortunate individual.
you know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.
steve is a muppet-philiac, he makes his wife role-play as miss piggy.
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