muppet whistle


1.

when a boy or man has big and/or curly hair.

2.

an ugly guy between the ages of 14-18.

3.

something you say or do when you see an ugly guy.
1.

heather: “whoa! look at that guys hair! he’s a muppet!”

2.

jessica: “that guy wants to dance with me.”

marie: “no way!! he’s a muppet!”

3.

girl 1to girl 2: “i saw this hideous guy at the club the other night and he asked me to dance, so i had to blow the -muppet whistle-!”

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