Muppethead


a person who does a lot of talking but never says anything. while this occurs their jaw flaps closely resembling that of a muppet. in some cases the person in question may even resemble a muppet or sesame street character.
that fool kevin keeps flapping his jaw, he’s a real muppethead.
a oral s-x position where the man grabs the woman and vigorously has s-x with the woman’s mouth. this goes on until she goes googly-bug eyed and flails her arms around above her head helplessly in protest often making a “mahyaaaaaahhhhhhhhh” m-ffled sound similar to kermit the frog.
i gave cynthia the muppet head test last night.
term of endearment to describe a great person
kieran, you are such a muppethead

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