muppeting
(verb) to finger-f-ck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. the person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. past tense: muppeted.
i hooked up with janine last night. she was so into it i ended up muppeting her.
when you put your hand so far up a girl’s v-g-n- (or boy’s rear) that you can manipulate their mouth to move with your fingers.
holy sh-t that girl is so hot. i would spend all day muppeting the sh-t out of her.
verb. when you fist someone and while your fist is still in them, you say in a high pitched voice “h-lllooooooo.”
“when i was muppeting her, i said “h-lllooooo, have a wonderful day!”
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