Muppets Take Manhattan


when a failing california based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of new york power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.
ceo : g-d d-mn it q4 is coming in even worse than q3!!!

cfo : the investors are going to pull the plug!!

ceo : there’s only one thing we can do!

cfo : you’re not thinking what i think you are, are you ?

ceo : i am (hits intercom to secretary) “get me on the next plane to ny, this la/sf muppet is taking manhattan”

cfo (rises to feet) : muppets take manhattan !!

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