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  when a law enforcement agency calls in whatever acronymed agencies they can (fbi, atf, nsa, etc) in order to sway a case their way or appear to be more powerful than what they actually are. officer: we need to get this guy back into our custody. sergeant: play alphabet soup! call the fbi and the […]

• Playerness

  the inner essence of a player. controls whether a person is a player or not, regardless of whether you’re trying or not. can be taught with the right teacher. girl/guy: “you’re such a player!” guy/girl: “i am not! i haven’t even begun to try to be one of those!” girl/guy: “yes…..you are!” guy/girl: “must be […]

• Play Mad

  when you make fun of someone in a joking manner they say a insult pretending it was a joke when they are clearly mad as a m-f- and meant every word of it. jimmy: haha joe stop shopping at baby gap your clothes are so small. joe:haha stop being a f-ggot and get a girlfriend […]

• selective disinformation

  basically, it’s when someone purposefully gives someone else false information, otherwise known as lying. victim: dude, i thought you said she totally wanted go out with me! lier: selective disinformation my friend. victim: what the f-ck does that mean!?

• Selective No-ness

  a skill that an urban dictionary editor engages when bombarded with attempts to define the name of an allegedly s-xy and perfectly h-rny and delicious male or female, obviously posted by the girlfriend or boyfriend of that person. selective no-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition. g-d, another toney? […]

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