Murasame
this was a sword which was forged at the same time as it’s brother, the masamune. when they were put in a river, the murasame cut the leaves as they p-ssed. the masamune cut the water, and the leaves floated past.
features heavily in ff.
holy sh-t man, that mans got a masamune!
cr-p lets get the h-ll out of here!
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