Murfle


verb, singular. onomatopoeia. the sound made by someone speaking in a m-ffled or blurred manner.
john said “murfle murfle murfle haven.” i’m not sure what he meant.

example 2:
john said “murfle murfle murfle the kids.” i think we’re going to wal-mart.
a racial slur for a hawaiian
you know that kid, dylan kaapuniokaleiokamoku? yea he’s a dirty murfle
a fluffy kitty
that murfle sure goes crazy for tuna fancy feast!
action taken by a site admin to remove or otherwise hide a post deemed inappropriate. not necessarily the same as cancel.
you know you can’t post links to that site- do you want troy to murfle you?
the sound produced by davan’s 25 year old hairless, boneless cat ‘choo-choo bear’ in the web comic something positive.
murr, murr, murfle, murr

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