murksman
is a fat c-nt that likes men in and on him at all times his favourite thing is finding d-ck holes so he can get his -ss f-cking and his c-m mouth wash
murksman dich is about 1.5 inches at hard and .5 inches soft
the only girls hes been in was his mom and she tired to get rid of him
murksman is a cool guy but a small d-cked f-ggot
is a stupid c-nt that loves fat mexican dudes in his -ss. and loves to f-ck with fat. dudes in his bed he has a d-ck size of 1.5 inches at hard not hard its .5 inches
woah murksmans has such a no life and will never get a girl
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