murmp
originated in san francisco, ca
a person who is dry, boring, non social, secluded, no enthusiasm, not interested. also not up to par, lame, a joke, a fake person etc.
she’s a murmp: she never wants to go outside and have fun.
that date was so boring, all he did was talk about himself, old murmp -ss cat!
that party was h-lla murmped!
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