Murphdawg


murphdawg is a man who gets all the popularity and hot girls. he is smart, muscular, and has a boat load of cash. did i forget to mention he has a big w-ng.
when murphdawg walks out of his house, he recieves a hot girl’s phone number
2 more definitions
1. justin murphy

2. slang word for f-cking a 6th grader while a junior in high school.

3. douche bag !
did you hear garrick pulled a murph dawg the other day?
a teacher who teaches the geometrical studies in a school. this murph dawg crunch! is gonna kill every cactii in the world

!murph dawg crunch!
murph dawg crunch is a b-balla
watch out for that savage dawg, murph dawg

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