Murphed
getting f-cked up the -ss in a bush or getting sh-t on.
whoa! she just got murphed!
to backend someone for overtaking you on a race track
ambrose got murphed as he went around ford cutting
to get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. the poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.
customer: “i have a basic phone. if i get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?”
sales rep: “yea, yea, yea!”
that customer just got murphed!
to get messed up(by someone or in something)
raul just murphed you!
to be a nasty -ss hoe, fugly as h-ll,and a sloppy drunk
1) d-mn this hoe just got murphed.
2) yikes! this hoe is acting a murph
3) yo i almost just threw up this girl is a straight up murph.
1. to be stricken with an exceptionally potent case of murphy’s law
2. to be repeatedly stricken with cases of murphy’s law, of any severity
man, i got murphed hard when i bent over to tie my shoe, and accidentally farted just as a hot girl walked by, and fell face-forward in front of a speeding vespa!
a term used during a hand in the card game texas hold’em when you currently appear to be ahead in the game, and when the last card is turned and your opponent went from having virtually no hand, to the winning hand. you had just gotten murphed
omfg man!!!! your 2 pairs just got beat by the river card. it gave your opponent a straight!!! you got murphed!!!!!!!!!!!
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