MURPHORSAIDS


noun. the true reason for mutilated cows.
a women comes into the ups store shipping horse s-m-n. murph with a cut on this finger bleeds into the horse s-m-n. horses all over the country are now infested with murphorsaids. escaping from there pastures and f-cking holes into the sides of cattle across the nation

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