Murphy


an imaginary friend who is used as a scapegoat to get yourself out of conversations
i dont understand you guys from brooklyn at first. man, where the f-ck is murphy?
when someone receives unjust consequences for being honest and speaking their mind, like so few people do today.
person 1: “dude, don’t murphy me like that.”
person 2: “my god, i didn’t mean to! let me prostrate myself in order to make up for this most grievous fault”
a warrior,in olden medieval times
that warrior was fierce,he must be a murphy
a camel toe variant when the thong gets wedged into the v-g-n- and the v-g-n- begins to slowly consume the underwear.
f-ck, i’m having a murphy right now.
the best girlfriend a guy could ask for!
murphy is my favorite person
murphys irish stout. chewey and rich. d-mn good beer!!!
i picked up a couple murpheys pints for tonite.

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