Murphy’s Bitch
a person who is frequently a victim of murphy’s law
man a: i was going to go out tonight, but when i put my shirt on the sleeve ripped, i couldn’t find my keys, the atm rejected my card so i couldn’t get any money out, and all my friends cancelled at the last minute…i think someone has it in for me.
man b: naw, you’re just murphy’s b-tch.
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