Murphy’s Dog
one who can give it, but can not take it.
i heard you tried to punch someone when you were rat -rs-d sat-rday night, missed and fell over and cut your head. ha ha ha
you can talk, what about the time you got a hiding and ended up in a&e with st-tches left, right and centre. ruining christmas for everyone… ha ha ha
thats not funny ya pr-ck, i nearly died….
ah, shut up ta f-ck, your murphy’s dog.
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