Murray Kirman


a pimped out player who knows how to get his. while a murray kirman may only stand at about 5’6 he’s atleast 7feet tall when laying on his back and his feet are wide as a bear’s paw. known for his exploitation of women and his extremly legendary large p-n-s. murray kirman is also known to punk a motherf-cker in a split second, while rivaled by noone and praised by all, murray kirman is the definition of having “been there and done that” also a murray kirman can be found in the city of sherman oaks in los angeles county usually representing himself as only a real g can in his “old guys rule” t-shirts and when asked about anything worth doing he can more than not be found answering with the only answer a beast of a man like himself can answer a question with “it was good, it was not great”. also this man’s took a trip to the store at age 11 and his explorations and adventure’s were captured in a 5 book series called the death dealer” written by frank frazetta. a murray kirman is also known by his bathroom shower which has been said to be big enough for 3 very large people but for his uses he can only squeeze himself, a slender thin woman and his extremely large p-n-s in that mystical of all places where magic and s-xual perfection is achieved.
“i gotta go work more rickshaw hours downtown so i can get murray kirman his money”

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