Murtaugh List
a list made famous from the tv show “how i met your mother” inspired by danny glover’s charater roger murtaugh in the movie series “lethal weapon.”
murtaugh’s catch phrase in these movies was “i’m too old for this sh-t”
putting something on the murtaugh list acknowledges that as you grow up, there’s stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.
i can no longer pull an all-nighter. it’s on my murtaugh list.
barnie: “hey ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?”
ted: “no barney, i can’t. it’s on my murtaugh list”
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