musak


1. elevator music, produced by the musak corporation originally, it is now produced by a number of companies and played in stores, elevators, s-x parlors, etc. to alter people’s moods to be more submissive to the predominant mood of the area.

2. the most godawful thing you will ever hear.
dammit! why do they always have to play this musak on the radio?
also musaq. music played in area’s where a prospective customer may purchase a good or service. the mood of the music is made to gently force them to drop their doubts about purchase and co-erce them into buying (or spending more)
tip: cl-ssical is the best type of musaq for up-market eateries.
music so bad it’s good. usually originating from the 80’s or early 90’s. examples include wham and pop sensation billie piper.
get a load of this funderfull musak
any type of music that is so tyte and phat, it causes a misspelling of the word music due to excitement.
upon entering the club, the musak was so exciting and stimulating it made question my sanity!

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