muscatine
a small sh-tty town, that is amazingly boring. where the only thing people do is drink, smoke pot, or have s-x. if you don’t do anything that alters your state of mind, than you are a big fat loser & should go die, in a hole… by yourself.
you: do you want to go to muscatine?
me: do i want to get f-cked up today..?
me: sure why not, what else is there to do?!
you: awesome, lets go!
the sh-ttiest town in the u.s. where people just have s-x, drink, and smoke because they are dumb-ss’s with nothing better to do.
q:your from muscatine?
a:yes, i have no life outside of stupid sh-t
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