Muscle Bumper
two strongmen compet-tors injecting steroids into each others -sses while sticking their d-cks in between each others biceps to oil up for a show. this is all done inside of a 1964 chevelle while lil’ jon’s “get low” and devo’s “whip it” play simultaneously. this usually results in both being filled with a sensation that they are nodding on oxycontin with vick’s vapor rub in their noses with half a broom stick shoved in each others -ss.
hey jerry, our show’s tonight, you up for a quick muscle b-mper?
that was one h-ll of a rave last night, i feel like i’ve just had a muscle b-mper!
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