Muscle Hamster


a muscle hamster is a small person who joins the gym in order to try and bulk up, hoping it will make up for their size
tony: ha, have you seen ollie joined the gym

ally: yeah hes such a little muscle hamster
to be swollen; to be f-cking jacked. gaining so much m-ss that girls offer -ss. the definition of having guns for buns. flex for s-x? you don’t even need to flex to get s-x. remember, muscles, never steamers.
dude have you seen that kid aaj? kids a f-cking muscle hamster.

that townie murph is the definition of a muscle hamster

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