muscle juke
1. when a person, who is deceptively strong for the amount of muscle that they have, can lift the same amount of weight or more than someone who is a lot larger.
2. when a skinny kid comes out of nowhere and is insanely strong… and no one knows…
jim: “i was at the gym today maxing out at 280 lbs…”
andrew: “that’s awesome!”
jim: “but then this guy who looks like he weighed half as much as me did that weight as his warm up. he freakin muscle juked me.”
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