Muscle Relaxer
a girl decides to give a man a back m-ssage. at this point he secretly pulls out his c-ck and starts jerking off. if the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.
what is better than steak and a bl-w j-b? a muscle relaxer.
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